Did Michael Jackson Follow Elvis?

WARNING: Please do not read if you are easily offended!

One of my favorite movies was Men in Black. When Kay was indoctrinating young Jay on who was an alien and who wasn't. One of the lines in the movie went Jay: "You do know Elvis is dead, right?" Then Kay, with a straight face, says "No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home."

Well according to the All News Web site, there was an unidentified flying object over the neverland ranch after Michael Jackson's death.

On March 5th 2009, Michael Jackson gave his final news conference. During this conference Michael told his fans "This is it... and when I say this is it, this will be it". Could he be giving a hint to his fans? Did he know that he was actually going to go back to his home planet? Could he and Elvis be actually from the same planet? I don't know, there is just a lot of coincidences! After all, you know what they say... "Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction!"

P.S.

All, I'm sorry if I offended anyone! I was just highlighting what Conspirators will be saying years later.... Michael Jackson was an alien. I know this is not true... This is just a sad, sad story of a great performer and his crash from the height of superstar status to carnival freak show. I was not a Michael Jackson fan, but it is sad to see anyone go through what Michael has endured over the last few years.

Out of Work in Charlotte!!!

Well, yesterday was my last day at the bank formerly known as Wachovia! It was sad to say goodbye. I've been there for 3 and 1/2 years and have a lot of friends there. I've got an interview at the other bank in town, but if that falls through, I have no real prospects. It really hasn't sunk in that I'm not going back to work on Monday. I've got a telephone interview on Tuesday and a face to face interview on Wednesday.

There is no real rant here, just I would like to discuss appreciations. People don't appreciate things until they are gone. Why is that? I heard other people complaining that they were laid off and only had x amount of months severance. I was on a contract base there, so I did not get a severence. If those people who are being laid off with a generous severence could take a clue, please know that there are people in worse shape than you. QUIT SAYING POOR ME!!!! What about those people being laid off from minimum wage jobs? I think we need to be truely thankful for what we have and as many people have said -- One door closes while another one opens. If you are crying about your situation, LOOK AROUND, you are not as bad off as some!!!

Rants from a MAD Pelican… Episode 1. Begin with the End!

We have lived through the year 2000 scare.  We also tolerated the May 5^th 2000 (planetary alignment hysterics).  Not to mention the Nostradamus “end of the world” predictions.  It seems like every time we turn our head there is another gloom and doom prediction.  Now is no different! 

 

Presenting …. From the makers of the Nostradamus year 2000, planetary alignment/planetary pole shifting, comes The End of the World Part Deux. … This time, it is going to happen! (in 2012 December 21^st to be exact).

(a little scripting joke – if you don’t understand it, I’ll explain it some time).

 

It is hilarious to listen to the same crazies that are either genuinely afraid or are trying to sell you something, describe these events.  Here is a clip from Fox’s Geraldo Rivera show.   These guys are actually quite sad!  What happens IF the world does come to an end?  Can you tell me “I told you so!”?  If the world does come to an end, THAT will be the ONLY thing I dread!  Oh, wait, IF the world DOES come to an end, and I’m on the world when it comes to an end, doesn’t that mean I will come to an end?  So, in the immortal words of Rosanne Roseannadanna – “Never Mind!”.

 

If you want to read some more about the 2012 Dooms day prophecy, here are some links:

 

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/nov/03/local/me-mayan3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012

http://www.survive2012.com/

http://www.december212012.com/

 

Or, if you have better things to do, I will definitely understand!!! 

 

So ends this version of the show!

 

So say we all!

 

Till next time, Rant at you later!

 

Pelican Joe.

 

Please send ideas for future rants to:

Email – PelicanJoe@gmail.com

VoiceMail – 704-464-P-Guy (6489)

Welcome to Rants from a Mad Pelican! -- the Blog

This is where I rant about anything I want.  You may ask who I am.  Aren’t we all asking that question?  

I go by the handle Pelican Joe.  

Then you may ask why Pelican Joe?  Is there something wrong with your nose?  

Well, no.  There is nothing wrong with my nose!  I got the handle originally on a kayaking website.  My kayaks are made by Pelican International.  So, I’ve used this handle for a while. 

 Continuing on with the questions, you may inquire what makes you a Mad Pelican?  Are you angry?  Enraged?  Mentally disturbed?  Affected with rabies?  

No.  Not any of that.  ...Even though, it really depends on the day.  Mad is actually an acronym I use to stands for 

Middle Age Dad.

 

So, you may be saying to yourself "Is this show is about the ranting of a middle aged father named Joe that has kayaks made by Pelican International?"  Then I would have to say, you are mighty astute (or, I might say talking to yourself is a sure sign of insanity!)!

Now, before you turn me off, saying “I really don’t care about a middle aged dad!”.  Let me say that I will try to keep the show and this blog  a little off-balanced.