Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Quackery! Pure Quackery!

Hi ho Ranters!

Question: Why don't ducks fly upside down?

Answer: Because they would Quack-up!

Well, what does that joke have to do with today's post? If you ask Richard Hoagland, he will probably give you an answer like "In fact using the Hyper dimensional physics model, they do fly upside down. It is only because of the secret organizations within our own government that make us see the ducks fly what you call - normally."

I know what you're saying... "again with the Hoagland bashing? Don't you ever get tired of bashing him?" No!

In the early days of Hoagland's dive into the unknown, he was a respected former museum space science Curator; a former NASA Consultant; and, during the historic Apollo Missions to the Moon, was science advisor to Walter Cronkite and CBS News1. In short, he was credible.

Now, Hoagland believes aliens lived on the Moon and Mars. He believes NASA crashed the rocket into the moon to see how much underground structures exist (taking seismic measurements from equipment left by the Apollo astronauts). He even asserts that NASA accidentally shows part of the structure in the infra-red video taken before the crash. Take a look at the photo. If you can see a structure, then you may have a future in NASA Conspiracies. Here is a link to the photos 1, 2. Here is a link to his theory.

What makes Hoagland dangerous is that to a casual by-stander, he appears credible. His pseudo-science has never been peer-reviewed and his claims are getting more and more on the fringe.

Maybe I'm looking at this in the wrong way. Maybe I should be joining him instead of criticizing! Maybe, I can come up with half-baked theories using my brand of physics called "Tetra-Dimensional Uber Quantum Physics" where I assert that we are not living on a planet, but on a microscopic piece of dust, floating in trans-dimensional space! Oops, a famous Doctor has already made that assertion... I think his last name was Seuss.

Until later Ranters! Remember, only 16 more days until the President of the United States reveals the existence of extraterrestrial aliens!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Rants from the homestead

Hi ranters!

Let's take a little divergence from my usual UFO alien meets bigfoot in a bar routine. I just want to share a piece of my day with you. I usually get up at 4 am and leave for the gym a little after 5. My wife sometimes gets up at 5 or 6 am. This morning, she wakes up at 5 am. Here is part of our morning conversation:

Me: Good Morning
Wife: Morning
Me: Whats wrong?
Wife: I don't know
Me: I forgot to tell you, I have tomorrow off from work
Wife: Darn! Well, don't take this wrong!
Me: How can I possibly take that wrong?
Wife: Well, you're going to mess up my whole day.
Me: Again, how can I possibly take that wrong?
Me: I'm planning on sleeping in.
Wife: Oh no you're not. If I have to get up at 5, then you're going to get up!
Me: I'm sorry I'm messing up your plans, but I had to get up early during the weekend. I need to catch up on my sleep.
Wife: So, I never get to sleep in!
Me: You wake up later than me almost everyday, and you get to take naps during the day! I don't think my boss would take it very well if I took a nap in the middle of the day. By the way, how did this conversation become about you? It is about ME sleeping in on my day off!
Wife: EVERYTHING is about ME! The sooner you learn this, the better it will be for you.

So Ranters, do you think I was totally off base here? I think this could be a Carly Simon song! You know the one. No, not "Nobody does it better"! ... Definitely not "Anticipation"!

Oh well, until later Ranters!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The Aliens are coming! The Aliens are coming!


A couple of fun facts. According to Dr. Pete Peterson, President Obama on November 27th 2009 will announce on national TV information about Alien (I should say extraterrestrial) Contact and what the US knows about these Aliens. Meanwhile Acorn is desperately trying to get them registered for the 2012 election!

According to Dr. Richard Hoagland, NASA bombed the moon to get rid of an alien base. You should actually read some of Dr. Hoagland's accusations. They are very well constructed and backed up by his version of science.

I was on one youtube video site that was announcing full disclosure of extraterrestrials on November 27th. I added the comment that it will not happen. Another comment came up in minutes that stated it will happen and that they are airing a new television series called "V" to prepare us for this knowledge. As a big Sci-fi buff, I can tell you that what "V" taught me was:

1) Aliens are lizards that eat people
2) Aliens lie
3) Aliens are pretty political

Yep, that is going to make me go into an alien disclosure open minded!

Until next time ranters,

Live long and prosper! err, correction... Live to 2012 and prosper.